Apartment hunting

I am in the midst of the great apartment hunt. So far the most promising ammenity is from the place that sends a complimentary bottle of champagne to new residents. But in the cold sober morning do I want to go to building gym withthe college girls? Or look for my car on a hip but sketchy side street? Maybe head for the corporate sellout property. You can now live ina mall and still call it a loft! Scenic units now with a view of Chikfilay.
But I think I found it. Locked up next to downtown parking lot with wrought iron gTes blocking a view of a brick courtyard with a statue that does not have a decorator's tag hanging from it. The place. And no one woulda swear the phone or let me in. So I chatted with the maitainence supervisor who spoke of gauranteed parking and a location so safe he would lethis own daughter stay there. He gave me the managers card and contact info and complimented me on my skincare (sunscreen ladies). Elusive and complimentary. This is bobo heaven. It's always better if it's hard to get in!