SXSW is still sleeping. My bad Kanye karma made my GPS route me through a closed 6th Street so I got in late night after a scenic tour of downtown Austin. Which led me to wonder - Is there a by limit on cyclists? Because I am pretty sure one of those red blinky lights would look pretty cool over my fireplace.
I am wearing my chicest day wear t and comfy yet funky shoes ready to go. I have even packed a cross shoulder bag with supplies. Festivals go a lot smoother if you bring your own protein bars, toilet paper, and bandanas.
And while I was assembling my provisions at my small town Walgreens Kanye struck again. I looked down at metamucil and sunscreen and said to the clerk - "so you think I am ready for a couple days at a music festival?"
He got really excited. "Oh - are you going to the VEVO festival?"
I gave a cross between my teacher face and hipster glare. "Actually that's justone party. I'm going to the whole festival. And I didn't get into The VEVO party." I took my fresh wipes and left.
No comments:
Post a Comment